1. mightyflower:

    to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

  2. Do you ever see your das watching a woman waling her dog and think ‘God I hope he’s looking at the dog’

  3. Sitting in a restaurant where people know us at 10:30 pm and reading smut fanfiction might be a slightly Bad idea

  4. First week of the Silmarillion read along

    I’m done with the Ainulindalë and Valaquenta! So far understanding is fine. I just hope I can remember all the names and stuff.

  5. spacepaniniswithblackhitler:

maryam0revna:

watchtheskytonight:

herroyalcondesce:

rancidinsomnia:

awisemanknowshimtobeafool:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HERE COLOUR
#FFF8E7
THIS IS COSMIC LATTE
YEA. THAT’S RIGHT.
THE COLOUR OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.
NASA LITERALLY TOOK THE TIME TO CALCULATE THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
AND THIS IS IT
THIS ONE, #9CFFCE

THAT’S COSMIC TURQUOISE
THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
THEY WERE HELLA WRONG
SAY HELLO TO COSMIC LATTE
AKA: THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

okay so I googled this just to see and not only is it legit, but they had a poll to name the color and 

PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER

hEllO I FINALLY HAVE A NAME FOR MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

NEVER HAVE I SEEN MORE COLOR APPRECIATION THAN ON THIS WEBSITE BLESS YOU ALL

SKYVORY

SKYVORY

    spacepaniniswithblackhitler:

    maryam0revna:

    watchtheskytonight:

    herroyalcondesce:

    rancidinsomnia:

    awisemanknowshimtobeafool:

    ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS HERE COLOUR

    #FFF8E7

    THIS IS COSMIC LATTE

    YEA. THAT’S RIGHT.

    THE COLOUR OF THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE.

    NASA LITERALLY TOOK THE TIME TO CALCULATE THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

    AND THIS IS IT

    THIS ONE, #9CFFCE

    THAT’S COSMIC TURQUOISE

    THEY THOUGHT THAT THAT WAS THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

    THEY WERE HELLA WRONG

    SAY HELLO TO COSMIC LATTE

    AKA: THE COLOUR OF THE UNIVERSE

    okay so I googled this just to see and not only is it legit, but they had a poll to name the color and 

    PRIMORDIAL CLAM CHOWDER

    hEllO I FINALLY HAVE A NAME FOR MY FAVOURITE COLOUR

    NEVER HAVE I SEEN MORE COLOR APPRECIATION THAN ON THIS WEBSITE BLESS YOU ALL

    SKYVORY

    SKYVORY

  6. shaerahaek:

    Headcanon: Papa!Cross 2

    Or where Cross decided his naive little protégé should finally learn how babies are made… plus some additional facts about the act…

    After all, he would not bring an uneducated child into a brothel… 

    And this is where the real headcanon begins:  Cross trying to teach Allen about pleasing women when they have a free time during they stay in brothels and the callgirls just end up beating the shit out of him. 

    And so, with the help of the women there, Allen ended up more educated than he wished to be, and grew up into what they call “a capable gentleman” or in other words a “beast in the sheets.”

  7. militarymom:

stellarhudgens:

gyp-syqueen:

berryfathusky:

frankanthonyway:

clingy:

mercilesss:

The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined to. The inmates were ordered to remain seated, but Greasley refused. Horace Greasley also escaped the death camp, but sneaked back in to rescue a German woman whom he had fallen in love with.

this is amazing

Wait it gets better, he escaped from the camp 200 times to meet with the woman he was in love with and returned after every time because there was no other place to go to. He also wrote an autobiography omfg this dude is seriously awesome

why hasnt this got more notes, seriously this guy was in a concerntration camp and all you guys reblog is fluffy chickens

I dont give a fuck what kind of blog i have this will always be in my blog and I better find on my dash again …. This should be the most famous pic on tumblr not a picture of a model… THIS !!!

This is my favourite

    militarymom:

    stellarhudgens:

    gyp-syqueen:

    berryfathusky:

    frankanthonyway:

    clingy:

    mercilesss:

    The prisoner defiantly stares down Heinrich Himmler, Hitler’s right-hand-man, who was responsible for the Holocaust. Greasley’s confrontation with Himmler took place during an inspection of the camp he was confined to. The inmates were ordered to remain seated, but Greasley refused. Horace Greasley also escaped the death camp, but sneaked back in to rescue a German woman whom he had fallen in love with.

    this is amazing

    Wait it gets better, he escaped from the camp 200 times to meet with the woman he was in love with and returned after every time because there was no other place to go to. He also wrote an autobiography omfg this dude is seriously awesome

    why hasnt this got more notes, seriously this guy was in a concerntration camp and all you guys reblog is fluffy chickens

    I dont give a fuck what kind of blog i have this will always be in my blog and I better find on my dash again …. This should be the most famous pic on tumblr not a picture of a model… THIS !!!

    This is my favourite

    image

  8. lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

    lucid-awakeningg:

    tyleroakley:

    caleighclements:

    symphony-of-words:

    raising awareness for turtle bullying.

    a growing problem.

    A very slowly growing problem.

    This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

  9. dpicchiophotos:

I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 
It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

    dpicchiophotos:

    I had my boyfriend who smokes use matches for a few days instead of a lighter and record the date and time and whatever he was thinking about while smoking. 

    It’s funny that he quit smoking a few weeks after this project. 

  10. To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

    i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

    lumos5000:

    image

    THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

    IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

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